Jug Suraiya - Get Well Soon!

Jug Suraiya Get Well Soon! @jugsuraiyaTOI

Jug Suraiya, you need to grow up. Probably, with your english, you should have learnt a bit of Civility. This is a higher virtue than Tolerance.  Here is my rejoinder to your non-sensical humour in ToI editorial 13 Nov '15:

Santa: BJP said "Agar BJP haari to Pakistan mein patakhe jalenge". Jug Suraiya says "Anybody who is for banning sick Sikh Jokes is a Khalistani". 

Banta: How can this ageing Jugular Vein Juggu go senile?

Santa: They all do at this age. Even the son-of-a-gun Khushu went retarded. 

Banta: He loves leg-pieces so much that usually he puts his own in his mouth.

Santa: Ab-surdie! Juggu talks of free speech. He carries the flag post of Tolerance. Maybe he has a point there.

Banta: Exactly, all those whisky totting numb dumb seniles think they are Civilized. What they know is only English.

Santa: Does this Tomfool pinhead know that he cannot defecate ethnic jokes in any civilized society? We need Civility first and then Tolerance.

Banta: What if somebody eve-teases his daughter? Will Juggu counsel her to practice Tolerance or he would take upon the tormentor?

Santa: Juggu ke bhi 12 bajaney hain?

Banta: The dafy doesn't know that in 1738 Sikh warriors rescued thousands of young Hindu girls from the clutches of Ahmad Shah Abdali at the stroke of midnight. And what you give in return to us is "12 baj gaye sardar ke"

Santa: The rescued ridicule and taunt the Rescuers! Shame!

Banta: These high-perched liquor loving english speaking hi-society idiots have started all this to erase our history. To decimate the psyche of Sikh children.

Santa: And Juggu says that we are babies of Khushu. I thought we was well versed in history.

Banta: The dunce should know that Britishers invented Santa-Banta to destroy the morale of the Sikhs and to show them as louts, idiots. Because the Sikhs defied their annexation of Punjab by a century. 

Santa: Angrez Chaley Gaye, Racism Chhod Gaye!

Banta: I think Juggu is sick.

Santa & Banta: Juggu, Get Well Soon!

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