Saturday, November 28, 2015

Nagar Kirtans - Is there Hope out of this Chaos?

Nagar Kirtans - Is there Hope out of this Chaos?
Sheer Colossal Waste of precious funds. Break the Silence Please!

It looks like a sight from a war zone. Massive Traffic jams, utter chaos all around, strewn paper plates and eatables, mass hysteria, honking cars, eve-teasing, motorcyclists showing their daredevil skills, cursing victims of traffic jams and in the midst of all this; discordant cacophony of loud horns blazing divine kirtan. Somehow, the serene kirtan seems out of sync with the action, turmoil and bedlam.

You can see the over-fed affluent being fed gleefully by over-indulgent generous looking Sikhs. All the while shooing away the under-nourished poor urchins. It is a very confusing and inverse sight when we see people call this chaotic pomp and show as Nagar Kirtan. And it is diametrically opposite to Guru Nanak's Langar when you actually display your egos and wealth through your stalls and yet call it Parshad. I have seen Parshads flying around and that is an indicator of how pious we hold it to be.

It is time enough to have a relook at this extravaganza. In historic times Nagar Kirtan used to be a processional congregation of singing divine hymns early in the mornings, also called Prabhat Pheris. We have reduced it to sending the already overcrowded city to spiralling traffic jams, littering the already dirty streets, vulgarly displaying our wealth, earning the ire of others and getting cursed by lakhs of people put to discomfort.

Can we look at it differently? If the goal of such Nagar Kirtans is spreading the love and message of our Gurus. 

- Then why not assemble in our Gurdwaras for singing divine hymns daylong in peace and serenity? Without putting lakhs of people to hardship. 

- Why not spend on National media and channels to portray our message? Make historic documentaries and films on our Gurus. These will be documents for generations to come. 

- Why not ask all Langar-interest people to adopt one JJ colony or areas of the homeless? Setup stalls there and feed the poor. They will bless you enough and the nation would be apprised of the sanctity of Langar.  

If you have read this till here, can you make it a point to write your thoughts in the comments below or post it on your wall? BREAK THE SILENCE PLEASE!














Friday, November 13, 2015

Jug Suraiya - Get Well Soon!




Jug Suraiya Get Well Soon! @jugsuraiyaTOI

Jug Suraiya, you need to grow up. Probably, with your english, you should have learnt a bit of Civility. This is a higher virtue than Tolerance.  Here is my rejoinder to your non-sensical humour in ToI editorial 13 Nov '15:


Santa: BJP said "Agar BJP haari to Pakistan mein patakhe jalenge". Jug Suraiya says "Anybody who is for banning sick Sikh Jokes is a Khalistani". 

Banta: How can this ageing Jugular Vein Juggu go senile?

Santa: They all do at this age. Even the son-of-a-gun Khushu went retarded. 

Banta: He loves leg-pieces so much that usually he puts his own in his mouth.

Santa: Ab-surdie! Juggu talks of free speech. He carries the flag post of Tolerance. Maybe he has a point there.

Banta: Exactly, all those whisky totting numb dumb seniles think they are Civilized. What they know is only English.

Santa: Does this Tomfool pinhead know that he cannot defecate ethnic jokes in any civilized society? We need Civility first and then Tolerance.

Banta: What if somebody eve-teases his daughter? Will Juggu counsel her to practice Tolerance or he would take upon the tormentor?

Santa: Juggu ke bhi 12 bajaney hain?

Banta: The dafy doesn't know that in 1738 Sikh warriors rescued thousands of young Hindu girls from the clutches of Ahmad Shah Abdali at the stroke of midnight. And what you give in return to us is "12 baj gaye sardar ke"

Santa: The rescued ridicule and taunt the Rescuers! Shame!

Banta: These high-perched liquor loving english speaking hi-society idiots have started all this to erase our history. To decimate the psyche of Sikh children.

Santa: And Juggu says that we are babies of Khushu. I thought we was well versed in history.

Banta: The dunce should know that Britishers invented Santa-Banta to destroy the morale of the Sikhs and to show them as louts, idiots. Because the Sikhs defied their annexation of Punjab by a century. 

Santa: Angrez Chaley Gaye, Racism Chhod Gaye!

Banta: I think Juggu is sick.


Santa & Banta: Juggu, Get Well Soon!

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