Munna Bhai FaSSAI – Elephant in the hands of Blind Men
Food Safety of Indian Street Food
is of utmost concern yet FSSAI the regulators have ignored this and chose to
persecute Imported Food from developed countries.
The
Old Delhi neighborhood is specked with thousands of small stalls. In a corner,
Rahul churns out sizzling jalebis, on
a black sooty pan, in which he keeps on adding more vanaspati with sparky
droplets of sweat sizzling in the pan. Kaka ji beckons you with his grimy Chicken Biryani under the pipal tree, obviously garnishing the
fare with bird droppings. Fighting for space is Ajay Rehriwala, with his Chawal
Rajma that carries instances of Delhi’s pollution, dust and weather. Seekh Kababs marinated with whatnots and
black dust, hang in Delhi’s wild west. In India, traditional home-grown
delicacies are served everywhere from 5-Star hotels to roadside stalls.
Millions of us survive on small street carts dishing out cheap meals. In the
midst of this cacophony, Food Safety - FSSAI was created to sniff into
everything that you eat. To improve food safety on farms and on our plates,
FSSAI was given the mandate to make eating safer. And is it a coincidence that
trade calls it FaSSAI, hindi for trapped?
As
a wide-eyed intern, I was obviously flabbergasted after digging deep into the
plate. The promise, pains and the problems of the street food tradition are on
full display in India. Sid Khullar, a food commentator and founder of the blog
ChefAtLarge says "I don't think there's any kind of checking happening
there and it's possibly one of the filthiest places to eat at. Street food
would go down a lot easier, if there were more stringent checks of quality and
hygiene to make sure it's safe to eat.” FSSAI had plans to do to just that but
sadly they are driving down a different highway altogether.
Every
school-child knows about the adulteration in milk, mustard oil, pulses, paneer, Desi Ghee, Haldi, Spices, etc. but somehow all that Munna Bhai
FaSSAI does, is to turn a blind eye to this all. I almost puked when a Maharaj (cook) at my friend’s place told
me that GolGappa sellers spike the Khatta Paani with a capful of Toilet
cleaning Acid. eeeks!
Savvy
Soumya Misra, a specialist in food safety at the Centre for Science and
Environment in New Delhi says "In India you take the Indian consumer for
granted, but you go out of your way to ensure that whatever you're exporting is
absolutely world class. So it has to be understood, that whatever Indians are
consuming also should be good standard food and not just any food."
Roaming
around, meeting people from trade and industry, I realized that FSSAI is like a
joke imposed on us. A visit to Yojana Bhawan that houses the Health Ministry,
gives you a picture of the intent and thought of the people behind Food Safety.
Arun Pandey, runs a Chholey Kulche stall
on his rickety thela with a large
monstrous brass pot carrying his daily inventory, wrapped in a red lungi cloth. The Kulchas come out of a plastic sheet and he heats them on an
inverted tawa marinated with the dust
& flies again. The Babu from the
Health Ministry nonchalantly chomps off his chickpea lunch, and growls at Ajay
with his mouthful for a piece of hari
mirch laden with Argemone oil.
Obviously, I got the message, loud and clear at this point. Munna Bhai FaSSAI
is just taking us for a ride.
A call to Food Safety did not materialize since Madam ji was busy.
On enquiring further I realized that Madam ji, Dr Sandhya Kabra, ex-NACO was a ferocious
lady with frizzled hair who is known in the department as the one who shoots
off her mouth. She has been the draconian face of FSSAI for quite some time now
and has been reprimanded by the Delhi High Court recently. A producer of namkeen on conditions of anonymity says
“you have to talk to madam ji once, to know what FSSAI is all about. She is
like a terrorist in the garb of a woman and can out-shout everybody in every
meeting with fistfuls of expletives thrown in.” She is ably supported by a Dr Pandian,
who is a veterinary medical professional (sic). Imagine, the country’s Food
Safety for humans, being decided by a veterinarian.
And finally when I prepare to submit this piece, I read in today’s
Times of India about Wines, Chocolates, Cheese, Olives, Canola oil and Apples
being stopped on some pretext or other by Munna Bhai. Maybe FaSSAI should know
that imported food products undergo stringest tests and scrutiny in one of the
best factories across the world. At the breakfast table, I silently ate my favourite
Washington Apple, the crunchiest bread
pakoras fried in Canola oil and threw in a big chunk of dark chocolate in
my mouth, thinking about life without them. I rushed to office to file my story,
“Kal ho naa ho!”
~Simar Preet Singh Kohli
